How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..