Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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