If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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