VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
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This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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