Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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