I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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