opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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