Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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