what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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