Nicole vs. Life
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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