a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.