oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch