Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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