Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
