Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
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I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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