How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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