I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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