talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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