come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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