Me. At least after what I've been through.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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