come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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