I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Randomize