her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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