If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
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I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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