none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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