Well apparently he's into motor boating.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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