that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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