I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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