He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Randomize
