Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
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IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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