Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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