I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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