It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
lol hangovers are for mortals.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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