it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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