Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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