6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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