North Korea, Best Korea!
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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