How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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