he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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