Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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