She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I could make wine with my vomit
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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