is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
The beers last night were like the tears from god
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
