3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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