I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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