Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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