wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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