so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
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I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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