I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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