am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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