If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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