I think my fart just growled at me.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
What a dumb baby whore.
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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