I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Terrible idea I love it
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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