would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
two words...techno handjob
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I have fence marks all over my body
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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