and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
you win again, gameday.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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