Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I did not marry a roomba.
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