I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
im holly from the hills drunk
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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