so let's talk penis.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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